If you are mending a broken heart or experiencing a sense of pettiness, we offer some amusing yet harmless actions that will not result in any legal trouble. There is often a certain satisfaction in seeking mild revenge. Our "I pity the fool who doesn't love me" package allows you to name a mealworm, super mealworm, or cricket after your ex, and we will feed it to one of our monkeys.
For $5, you can purchase two mealworms, one super mealworm, or one cricket. With this, you get to name the mealworms or cricket of your choice. We will feed your chosen insect to one of the monkeys during the week of Valentine's Day.
For $10, you can purchase three mealworms, one super mealworm, or one cricket to name and be fed to one of our monkeys. We will also post a short note on our Facebook page for you.
For $20, you can purchase 5 mealworms, 2 super worms, or 2 crickets to be fed to the monkey of your choice. Additionally, you will have the opportunity to leave a note on Facebook, and we will send a digital Valentine card stating that you named a bug after them.
For $50, you can purchase 5 mealworms, 2 super worms, or 2 crickets to be fed to the monkey of your choice. You will also have the opportunity to leave a note on Facebook, and we will send a digital Valentine card stating that you named a bug after them, along with a video of the monkey eating the bug.
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