Many will shower their devoted partners with sweet treats and rosy bouquets on Valentine’s Day. However, others will sink into a lonely puddle of heartbreak, with the day only serving as a reminder that they do not have a special someone in their life or someone they would like to forget. SEMO Exotics offers creative ideas to ensure your Valentine's Day is enjoyable, regardless of your sentiments towards the occasion.
I pity the fool who doesn't love me
If you are mending a broken heart or experiencing a sense of pettiness, we offer some amusing yet harmless actions that will not result in any legal trouble. There is often a certain satisfaction in seeking mild revenge. Our "I pity the fool who doesn't love me" package allows you to name a mealworm, super mealworm, or cricket after your ex, and we will feed it to one of our monkeys.
If you are contemplating ending a relationship and seek a lighthearted approach, consider the "It's Time to Say GOODBYE" promotion. From now until February 14, you can order a video of your personalized message being shredded by one of our monkeys. We can also assist you in crafting the perfect humorous message. There is no better way to convey "it's over" than watching a monkey shred your soon-to-be ex's message on video.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue how about a monkey kiss just for you?
Perhaps you have a special someone, maybe even someone who is unaware of your interest in them. Looking for a different and unique way to share your love for that special someone? Want to send your child the coolest Valentine they have ever received? We can create a digital valentine video with your special message.
Let us help you make your Valentine's Day 2025 be something unique and special. Check out the links to each promotion above and let's have some fun.
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